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I Wear My Sunglasses At Night — Corey Hart
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musicoftheday:

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I Wear My Sunglasses At Night by Corey Hart

amoying:

QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY

sarahcosima:

euo:

My main dilemma when I see a pretty girl is am I jealous of her or attracted to her? Do I want to be her or date her?

#wife goals or life goals

untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

hey chuck look at this super groovy new elephant I bought

i’m crying yancy puts it in his elephant collection and it’s a fucking glass case full of porcelain elephants

some are cool like 

others are just….

#eyebots  
#xmen  

gayrea51:

bisexual? looking for positive, accurate representation in media? boy have i got some upsetting news for you

presidentgay:

there actually is a huge issue of fetishization and tokenization of queer relationships in fandom on this website but accusing actual queer people of doing this is so uncalled for bc the reason many of them are so invested in the story lines of queer characters is bc they identify w their struggles. the reason queer ppl do often get so emotionally invested in queer characters is bc we rarely get the opportunity to see ourselves in media. so please stop telling teenage queer girls that their enthusiasm for queer characters that they can relate to is harmful.

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl


rahleighs said:
chancy bc i am Weak

B)))

1. Who kills the bugs 

chuck

2. Who hogs the sheets 

chuck

3. Who hates mornings 

yancy hates waking up, he hates mornings with a passion (but he also makes it look good)

4. Who’s cranky before they had their coffee 

yancy

5. Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law 

sweats these guys also don’t have mothers

6. Who drives 

chuck— he’s adamant abt driving himself thank you very much

7. Who gets horny in awkward public places 

yancy bc he’s a dirty old man lbr here

8. Who had a scene phase 

yancy totally did

9. Who wore braces 

chuck

10. Who got bullied. 

chuck

11. Who collects ceramic elephants

yancy bc the beckets are weirdos


squidbutt said:
platonic life partners Mako and Raleigh

1. Who kills the bugs 

mako totally kills all the bugs and raleigh makes her say “elbow rocket!!” when she does it

2. Who hogs the sheets 

raleigh

3. Who hates mornings 

mako

4. Who’s cranky before they had their coffee 

mako

5. Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law 

they both look up into the sky “we don’t have mothers” they say forlornly

6. Who drives 

raleigh

7. Who gets horny in awkward public places 

they both do B) 

8. Who had a scene phase 

raleigh

9. Who wore braces 

mako

10. Who got bullied. 

raleigh and mako

11. Who collects ceramic elephants

raleigh because he’s a weirdo dweeb 

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you….

sexypastamodel:

My headcanons!

Who kills the bugs
Who hogs the sheets
Who hates mornings
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law
Who drives
Who gets horny in awkward public places
Who had a scene phase
Who wore braces
Who got bullied.
Who collects ceramic elephants.

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