it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
i have been sick in bed all day an d i’m pretty sure i took at least like five different naps today and it’s 9pm now and i’m probably not gonna sleep again tonight
you can’t be a bisexual if you’ve never dated a girl. all bisexuals must submit proof of dating history before becoming fully licensed and must be registered to continue practicing bisexuality. please renew your licence every 5 years to avoid reclassification as hetero- or homosexual and to remain eligible for our annual picnic and raffle.
It’s a strict rule but the picnic is worth it
possible hugs with liz this weekend
there’s always that one character where you’re like “tbh I love this character bc I am this character”